At One Cosmos, Gagdad Bob has penned an amusing post. In selected and abbreviated form, here it is:

suppressing liberals’ freedom of speech = criticizing, censoring

speech code = surpressing or censoring conservatives freedom of speech

speaking truth to power = calling Bush a liar

questioning their patriotism = criticizing the liberal stance on the war

liberal media = there is no such thing

conservative media = media that are not liberal

investing in our children’s future = deficit spending during a Democratic administration

mortgaging our children’s future = deficit spending during a Republican administration

blacks = people who are helpless victims with the support and assistance of liberals

black conservatives = people who are victimized by the left for failing to be helpless

moral relativism = the absolute belief that no beliefs are absolute

multiculturalism = seeing beauty in all cultures but your own

tolerance = acceptance and celebration of differences

acceptance = intolerance of differences

baby killer = a Vietnam war veteran

chicken hawk = a conservative who avoided being a baby killer in the 1960s

war hero = a baby killer who opposes the iraq war

quagmire = any war opposed by liberals

I wonder how long it took Gagdad Bob to compile this list.